Ha ha a race with you in it would be so unfair unless it was a handicap race @TerryPG I mean unlike me you’re out there guiding and racking up the contributions and achievements and indicative of this is the fact that you and not me are one of the exclusive 87 bunch of Local Guides to have been awarded the prestigious Champions movers and shakers badge 
“What about me, it isn’t fair
I’ve had enough now I want my share
Can’t you see? I wanna badge”