St Helena island , remote and extremely isolated

St Helena

This island is located slap bang in the Middle of the Atlantic ocean half way between africa and south america. The closest other inhabited island is ascension about 700 miles away , and that’s a military base. Then next closed city would be Walvis Bay in South West Africa or Namibia. There is a ship that goes to the island once a month called the Mail Ship RMS St Helena and that leaves from Cape Town.

Some interesting Facts about the island - Napoleon Bonaparte was exiled and died on this island.
Galileo and Darwin and Captain Blithe have all been on the island. If you find the mango tree in the James Town gardens , if you eat that mango it was the same tree that Captain Blithe Planted all those years ago.
If you look at many of the fence posts and walls as well as door stoppers around James Town , you will notice that they are Canon Balls.
The Oldest Resident on the island is 124 Years old , a Madagascar Giant Tortoise called Johnathan.
Locals on the island are called Saints
If you listen to the radio station , The Song Stair Way to Heaven is played at least twice a day , all in sympathy for the odd tourist to tries to Walk up Jacobs 699 Stairs . The stairs are taller than normal stairs , and curve in an arc to conform to the gradient of the side of the Cliff.
I have climbed the stairs 5 times , one for each time i visited the island.
As a tourist a special insurance must be taken in case you die on the island and have to be shipped back frozen to Cape Town. Insurance cove .
Not many of the many Cars ( Strangely enough , latest models and makes ) have been out of Third Gear , The roads are short switch backs .
If you visit the island , everyone knows and will greet you accordingly and be very friendly. They are not going to harm you , its just how the Saints are. So be nice and friendly back.
There are a few people who have been born on the island and have never stepped off the island to this day.
The island used to be covered in thick forests , now been replanted and starting to grow.
There is no Harbour , your ship has to anchor just outside Jamestown and then you ferry to shore on a smaller boat. Sometimes when there is a swell , you have to grab hold of ropes and swing onto the shore as the boat is picked up and thrown around by the waves.
There are no cows on the island , so no fresh milk . Long life milk
At its peek a few years ago there was about 300 to 600 Tourists A YEAR visiting the island , many of those visiting people where and still are yachts people ( Yotties ) who are making the Crossing and have sailed from Cape Town , The island is a half way stop , its about 14 days sail from Cape Town then about 12 days to Fortaleza Brazil ( Entrance to the Amazon )
The indian Mynas that one sees on the island are invasive species and were introduced by farmers to help get rid of the ticks that the cows had , that was before the cows were all eaten and now they Mynhas are noisy nuisances…
There is a whole generation of working class migrant Saints who work on Cruise ships , or in England or Cape Town , the older folk stay on the island and when the kids leave school they work over seas
There are about 2000 permanent residents on the island.
There is hardly any flat land on the island , It mainly steep hills and gorges. But there is a flat area where the new airport was built.
The new airport was both a success and a disaster , there are terrible cross winds that make comercial lights very treacherous when landing and taking off. And if a plane comes to the island it cannot be diverted to another airport , it has to land…
Only one town on the island , called JamesTown
The island is a British Sovereign state , an independent colony so to speak.
Cetshwayo , Sharka zulus rival was exiled to this island with many Boer prisoners of war. The british used the island as a prison colony.
Strangely enough the French have strong interests in this island and have invested and done most of the cliff support structures around the Cliffs of James Town.
Rocks would roll down the cliffs on either side of Jamestown and break and demolish buildings. The Baptist church lost a whole section of wall.
If arrested for drunken behaviour on the island the police will sometimes buy you breakfast…
Internet is available on the island but e-mails are stored and released once a day and received once a day to the Satellites above. So e-mails take 24 hours to reach their destination …
All the cats on the island are descendants of old ship cats on the square riggers.
There are two newspaper on the island . The St Helena Herald and the St Helena times. Both are released once a week and its so awesome to get back copies and read the crime report for the week. Mrs Dobson was asked to turnher music down as Mrs Henderson could not get her afternoon nap. Yep that’s the crime on the island.

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Hi @Mongoose ,

Wow, I truly enjoyed reading your post! I laughed, I gaped in amazement, and I have to admit, my national pride was slightly bruised when I read that the Jacob’s Ladder was the longest staircase in the world. :))

There’s an important monument in Bulgaria, called Monument of Freedom, with a stairway of 894 steps leading up to it. You should give it a go! Just as I’d love to visit the St Helena island and test my strength on the ladder.

Places like that are what I love exploring the most, so St Helena just made it to the top of my bucket list.

What language do the residents there speak?

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Hi … I am so glad you enjoyed my post .

I have been to the island 5 times , and i count myself very privileged to have visited so many times.

The locals speak english , but its a strange type , words are skipped out of sentences and its almost sung like a song . I will find a Youtube Video and you will understand what i mean. They sometimes call its Pigmin English.

jacob’s ladder has 699 Steps , and each step is about 5 cm higher than a normal step , In the photos you can see how the steps go up.

I would love to know more about this other staircase you mentioned. One of my little weird things i always wanted to do was get a slinky to slink down all the stairs and video tape it.

The Major of the Island when I went there had been going up the Ladder almost every day as a way of raising funds for one of the schools , He had been up it 100 times so far…

That ladder almost killed me every time , I would think i am fit , and I would be pulling myself up the top step , legs like jelly , quivering and shaking and sweating.

Some of the local kids ride the two handrails all the way down at a high speed… No thank you…LOL
Out of other weird strange information. There is a very Hard to get Rare Geocache at the top of the stairs. s you can imagine getting to the island is a haul , and then getting up those stairs and then finding the Geocashe.
We also found some World war 2 underground bunkers that were dug into the Rocky Top parts of the Cliff overlooking the ocean. a whole underground of rooms for ammunition and fortified heavily , those bunkers can be found if you walk straight along the road as you are at the top of the ladder , as the road turns up to go to the fort , Jump the stone fence , walk on the bare stoney ground and you will see Massive canons all rusted overlooking the endless ocean , Go to the front of the canons , then look back inland and you will see stairs going down to old doors , Take a torch and go explore . It was awesome , spooky , mind blowing and such a awesome find ( Not on the tourist map at all )

St Helena has one of the toughest marathons in the world. Its steep climbs up and dangerous splints down into gorges , into ravines a 42 Km marathon called the most Remote marathon in the world.

BTW The Record for Climbing Up jacob’s ladder is 5 min 16.78 secs , It would take me at least an hour and a half.

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WOW, @Mongoose .

You’re full of stories about the St Helena island, I love it!

I laughed so much again, and learned so much, already can’t wait to start planning a way to visit this full of wonders and excitement place.

Please do share your video of the slinky when you get to do it. :))

The stairs I mentioned are quite regular, so you can easily run up them if you want. But climbing taller stairs must take some getting used to! It’s a different feeling from the everyday stair-climbing we do, and quite more strenuous, isn’t it?

You made me remember a funny story from way back, when I was just starting high school in a new building, and the staircase had slightly higher steps. I was so excited then that I ran up, and gosh, nearly tripped, hahaha.

Just found a video to hear the sound of the English they speak on St Helena, and it does sound quite melodic.

By the way, never before your comment did I know about Geocaching! Looks like an interesting way to explore the world, and I might as well sing up for it.

Thank you again for sharing so many curiosity and great photos! I’d be really happy if you tag me next time (by adding @ before my name), so I don’t miss your awesome stories. :))

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If i may share this little story with you all. I have sailed to Saint Helena Island 5 times , and each time i fell in love with the “saints” ( That’s what you call anyone permanent resident to St Helena island ) , their wonderful polite almost innocent greetings , they know exactly who comes to visit their island and if they see you in the street , they will greet you something like this

" Well Hi there , Welcome to Saint Helena island , I saw your boat in , and i am so glad i could meet you and give you a warm hearty Saint Helena Welkom "

The first time i ever went to the island the skipper of the boat i was on , was walking through James Town gardens , he led me up to a tree , and whooped for joy… he said " Do you want to see history take root in your belly ?"
I was a bit confused , and I had not been on land for over 2 weeks as we sailed some very stormy sea , so I said " Hell Yes"

So he told me to try and pick a mango from this massive mango tree in the gardens…

I eventually managed to get a mango off the tree , It was a little green , but that was OK

The skipper watched me carefully and said " I want you to take just one bite "

So I did , the skin was tough ,and bitter , the fruit was not ripe , but I still ate a bit with the skin
I stood there like a old cow , chewing a cud and I shrugged my shoulders " Now what ?"

The skipper smiled ans said all serine a full of awe " You are eating a Mango from a tree that Captain Blyth planted when he visited the island in 1754.

I almost dropped the mango …

Captain Blythe is most famous for the mutiny which occurred during his command of HMS Bounty in 1789…
“Mutiny on the Bounty”
One of the Saints we met at Annes place ( Its like a Roadside cafe ) told us that the tree died in about 100 years after Captain Blythe planted it , and another tree was planted from its fruit. The tree I picked a mango from is about 200 Years old , and now i know what its like to see History become very real , and take root in my belly … WOW , My mind was blown

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Thank you for sharing with us @Mongoose . I’ve got a smile in my face while I’m reading your story, thank you for tagging me I wouldn’t want to miss it. Are you still travelling?

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no, unfortunately not, I do miss sailing though, but I stopped delivering sailboats because I had a way too many close calls, and soon your number would be up and I would not be that lucky anymore.

From hurricanes, cyclones, ships that don’t see you, to drug planes flying low and in blackout mode almost hitting our mast, to almost been pirated twice, sailing the straights of Gibraltar with no plan or waiting for correct tides, just to mention a few close calls we had out there in the big blue