My souvenir from an angry bird in Cologne, Germany

Marichams · October 21, 2019, 4:47am

On my first visit to Cologne, Germany I was walking out of the cathedral and stopped to ask a police man an address. While talking to him, SH!T HAPPENED (literally).

Turns out that some angry bird decided it was OK to poop on a part of my hair, forehead and purse. When we realised the situation, we all started to laugh and decided that it was so funny so we went up and took a photo!

The “Polizei” (police) was so cool he even jumped into the photo and posed for it. If you are curious about how messy that bird was, take a look at the “crime scene”, also known as “the purse” for the evidence. Apparently in Cologne street birds are NOT as friendly as police men!!!

Have you ever had any situation of this kind? Tell me in the comments!

JaneBurunina · October 21, 2019, 5:17am

Hahaha Really funny situation!

@Marichams you definitely got lucky to meet such amazing Polizei!

Petra_M · October 21, 2019, 5:33am

Hi @Marichams ,

Thanks for sharing this adorable story!

I was laughing while I was reading it. I hope you liked Cologne, and noone could send you away from the city, not even an angry bird.

Ant_Bad_Yogi · October 21, 2019, 6:18am

@Marichams Hahaha, you were so lucky on that day. Thank you for sharing your funny experience with us.

ClaudiaWagner · October 22, 2019, 6:08pm

Ola @Marichams

Schön wieder von dir zu lesen. Dann halte es doch wie unsere äthiopischen Freunde… Was vom Vogel kommt, bringt Glück.

Liebe Grüße aus dem Rheinland

Claudia

Marichams · November 8, 2019, 8:15pm

I must confess that it was funny afterwards, at the moment I was just pissed off for getting pooped on! Indeed it was luck to find a Polizei with such a great sense of humour @JaneBurunina

Marichams · November 29, 2019, 1:08am

Hi @Petra_M ! I’m glad to see that my storytelling gave you a laugh! While I myself was smiling when remembering the situation, during the whole scene I was definitely not enjoying it!

Marichams · January 3, 2020, 2:41am

I still don’t understand where’s the luck in being pooped by a bird, do they also call it that way in your country @Ant_Bad_Yogi ? Here, in the Dominican Republic, some people use it. and unless it is sarcasm I don’t get it.

Marichams · January 3, 2020, 2:42am

Hi @ClaudiaWagner , as I mentioned in a previous reply: I still don’t understand where’s the luck in being pooped, where you ever to make sense of that saying? Greetings!

Ant_Bad_Yogi · January 3, 2020, 5:23am

@Marichams Hahaha, yes, we say it that way but for kidding or teasing, nothing serious. :))